[153] Wednesday Meme
May. 10th, 2006 08:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
filmnoirHere is a meme borrowed from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
matchgirl42 that has some pretty specific questions.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Whom would you blow up?
Blowing up people...isn't that rather messy, not to mention loud?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Britney Spears or Ashley Simpson. Or maybe Tom Cruise with his "superpowers."
3. Whom would you really like to just punch in the face? At the moment?
No one really.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
I'd have to say mozzarella. It's so versatile: think of it, pizza and cheese sticks and by itself!
5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of?
No need to overdo it, say I. A simple ham and cheese or peanut butter/jelly would suffice.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Helen Hunt. And it's good she would not call back being a fellow Gemini (fun in bed, but would not want a relationship with one).
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Shakira. (¡Dios Mio!)
8.Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Buy some DVDs.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where do you go?
New Zealand.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Save it for spending on something worthwhile from there to take home.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
Pinot noir wine.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Sixth century England. Yeah it will be dirty and everyone including King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table will be stupider than you are, but hey...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No oil development and limited foreign relations with the US. Hey, there's a big world out there beyond our borders, peeps.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
I hate TV. I'd find something more productive to do like...READ maybe...er GAME, yes!!
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck, and inflections of this word (e.g. "fucking fucked fuckitall").
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd tell them to "Get the fuck out, can't you see I'm sleeping!...Useless mummies..."
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My writing journals.
18.The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Find a willing woman to have sex with.
19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
To be able to go anywhere in the world that I want to by just thinking it.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to relive again?
The past is the past and I wouldn't want to relive it again.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count.)
I'm not going to answer that.
22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Somewhere in the South Pacific region. Or Central America.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I'm done with the bar scene.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question. If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out...Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
Wouldn't I get stuck floating around my own house first?
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Don't know; that's a tough question.
26.The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
My grandfather on my dad's side methinks.
27. What's your theme song?
One of them would be "She Sells Sanctuary"--The Cult.
~avec plaisir~
matchgirl42 that has some pretty specific questions.1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Whom would you blow up?
Blowing up people...isn't that rather messy, not to mention loud?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Britney Spears or Ashley Simpson. Or maybe Tom Cruise with his "superpowers."
3. Whom would you really like to just punch in the face? At the moment?
No one really.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
I'd have to say mozzarella. It's so versatile: think of it, pizza and cheese sticks and by itself!
5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of?
No need to overdo it, say I. A simple ham and cheese or peanut butter/jelly would suffice.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Helen Hunt. And it's good she would not call back being a fellow Gemini (fun in bed, but would not want a relationship with one).
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Shakira. (¡Dios Mio!)
8.Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Buy some DVDs.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where do you go?
New Zealand.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Save it for spending on something worthwhile from there to take home.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
Pinot noir wine.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Sixth century England. Yeah it will be dirty and everyone including King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table will be stupider than you are, but hey...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No oil development and limited foreign relations with the US. Hey, there's a big world out there beyond our borders, peeps.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
I hate TV. I'd find something more productive to do like...READ maybe...er GAME, yes!!
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck, and inflections of this word (e.g. "fucking fucked fuckitall").
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd tell them to "Get the fuck out, can't you see I'm sleeping!...Useless mummies..."
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My writing journals.
18.The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Find a willing woman to have sex with.
19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
To be able to go anywhere in the world that I want to by just thinking it.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to relive again?
The past is the past and I wouldn't want to relive it again.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count.)
I'm not going to answer that.
22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Somewhere in the South Pacific region. Or Central America.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I'm done with the bar scene.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question. If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out...Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
Wouldn't I get stuck floating around my own house first?
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Don't know; that's a tough question.
26.The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
My grandfather on my dad's side methinks.
27. What's your theme song?
One of them would be "She Sells Sanctuary"--The Cult.
~avec plaisir~
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Date: 2006-05-10 03:12 pm (UTC)But Helen Hunt??
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Date: 2006-05-10 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-10 06:18 pm (UTC)But I guess if it's just sex I'll absolve you of not having *my* taste in women...